About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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