The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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