flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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