Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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