so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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