you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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