There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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