Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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