we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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