Define "chronic" masturbator.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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