Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you inspire me to be a worse person
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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