i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
so that wasnt chicken after all
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Randomize