She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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