eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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