honey bunches of taint.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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