I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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