Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
If I die, sorry about rent.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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