I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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