idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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