hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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