Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I need a hoe opinion
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