There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Randomize
