New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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