Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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