is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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