Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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