He asked me if I "almost moaned"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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