i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
high people should be assigned attendants
she smelled like a LAN party
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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