And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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