I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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