Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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