I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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