these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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