We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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