I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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