you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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