We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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