New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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