How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You've changed since you got that strap on
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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