This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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