Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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