if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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