yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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