doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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