fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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