My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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