y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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