whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
