Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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