i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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