how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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