I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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