this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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