I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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