Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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