I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I party with great urgency now.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
