ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
They have beer where we have blood.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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