Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Randomize