yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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